Calender

The Calender came out today and it's AWFUL.  I even pointed out to TK that I was unhappy with it and there was a massive shadow around my mouth that looked like a mustache.
I'm going home to cut off all my hair, dye it and curse the day I ever let someone else pick a photo of me, naked, for everyone to see.

And my day started off so well - flash arrived this morning.

I want this hair please.