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We are, we are, we are, we are the engineers,
We love the taste of Bavarvia Crown Beers,
We know we may not get a job for several years
But we are the engineers!!!

Oooohhh UCD are wankers and DCU are scum,
In Bolton Street the birds are wrecked and all the lads are dumb,
Trinity's full of legends - may sound cocky but it's the truth,
And who the fuck has even heard of NUI Maynooth!

We are, we are, we are, we are the engineers,

We love the taste of Bavarvia Crown Beers,

We know we may not get a job for several years

But we are the engineers!!!

Me:     Why would you have a posh wank?
Peter:   So you don't make a mess.
Me:     But where??
Chris: In the library.


BL:             Prof Chaos, General Air Force, Chief of Mayhem
CA:      Lieutenant General
PMcD:    Major General
AB:              Brigadier General
CD:        Colonel
CB:    Rear Admiral
SOR:        Seaman


Need a number nifty? I'll give you mine if ya shift me.